Introducing, the homework meter! A fancy, crazy invention by Shiyun and I to kill time, and perhaps procrastinate further. And currently, I am at 30%! Which means I am a dimwit donkey that will meet my doom on 02/01! Gosh!

Percentage of homework done / Ranking
0% - Slacking Sloth
10% - Procrastinating Panther
20% - Lousy Leopard
30% - Dimwit Donkey
40% - Moving Monkey
50% - Okay Owl
60% - Flourishing Flamingo
70% - Climbing Cat
80% - Advancing Alligator
90% - Expert Elephant
100% - Triumph Tiger

Percentage of homework done / Caption
Nil% - (a number indicating that, oh wait, is that even a number!?)
10% - (an extremely disappointing number resulting in a tendency for suicide)
20% - (a disappointing figure showing signs of depression)
30% - (a rather discouraging number marking your doom on 02/01)
40% - (a still discouraging number marking your not-so-bad doom on 02/01)
50% - (a fairly okay number, that might mark your doom)
60% - (a good number indicating success to be yours in due time)
70% - (a great number showing your proficiency in homework-doing, or perhaps cheating)
80% - (a number stating that you are safe... for now...)
90% - (an excellent number, showing off your inner scholar!)
100% - (wow, darn you, tell me your answers)

Oh, it's a crazy invention indeed. Ah, wow, I shall have to hit 100% before going back to school!

Anyways, I gotta go watch The Little Nyonya